Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you’ve taken anabolic steroids by running a bit slower.

--Numpty

Lostcraft - S4E06 - Foul Tension

Don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

--Numpty

Lostcraft - S4E05 - Comic Relief

Lostcraft - S4E04 - Swings and Roundabouts

Lostcraft - S4E03 - Sounding Taller

Lostcraft - S4E02 - Control

Lostcraft - S4E01 - Shifting Ground

All important people in society wear hats.

-Helzdril

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